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Chapter 255: So Full It Doesn't Even Look Like a Cat Anymore



Chapter 245: So Full It Doesn’t Even Look Like a Cat Anymore

“Duanduan”

“Duanduan”

A sound of something taking off came from the cast iron pipe. Then, Hongfu and Mingmin, who were in the alchemy room, saw Lili emerge from the pipe, her whole body like an upside-down gourd, her tail transformed into a propeller.

“Hiccup~”

“Hiccup~”

“Are you two sisters both here?” Lili asked, looking at the two of them after returning to her original form.

“Where else could we be if we weren’t here? But you, gluttonous cat, you didn’t really eat everything below, did you?” Looking at Lili, whose belly was bulging like a big gourd, Mingmin couldn’t help but say.

This gluttonous cat couldn’t even climb up using her legs and had to use her tail as a propeller. Just how much did she eat?

“Yeah, you’re so full your fur is sticking out.” Taking a step forward and touching Lili’s bulging back, Hongfu was really worried that Lili’s skin would burst in the next second.

“It’s because you, older sister, are truly discerning. You even guessed that I emptied everything below.” Lili said foolishly.

Hongfu and Mingmin couldn’t help but be speechless.

“Does this kind of situation require guessing? We can tell just by looking at you becoming a fat gourd, right?”

“That’s right. Look, your paws are so fat they’re almost invisible. You really aren’t afraid of eating yourself to death?”

This gluttonous cat could really eat. She had almost become a triangular rice ball.

“No, this cat knows her limits. You two older sisters don’t have to worry. This cat just needs to sleep for a while, and she’ll be able to digest all this energy.” Lili said with a smile, shaking her head vigorously to lie down.

But because she ate too much, her lower body was too heavy. Her head was almost swinging like a grandfather clock, but she still couldn’t lie down.

Mingmin and Hongfu, who were watching from the side, couldn’t bear to watch any longer and directly helped her.

“Look at you, you’re so full you can’t even lie down, and you still say you’re fine.”

“That’s right. Be careful not to really eat yourself to death next time.”

The two said angrily as they lifted Lili onto the bed.

“No, no, this cat won’t die from overeating. It will only make this cat stronger.” Lili, lying on the bed, struggled to say, afraid that they would remember this scene and not give her food in the future.

Don’t look at how pathetic she looks now. Once she digests all this energy? Her strength will soar again.

“Come on, it’s already good enough that you don’t eat yourself to death.”

“Yeah, hurry up and shut up and go to sleep.”

Hearing this, Hongfu and Mingmin covered Lili with a small quilt and pulled down her eyelids.

“Oh, oh. Then you sisters remember to wake me up for dinner. I’m a cat with a regular schedule.” Lili, forced to sleep, struggled to say. Mingmin and Hongfu were speechless:

“We know, go to sleep, go to sleep. You gluttonous little thing.”

“Yeah, you’re about to burst like a ball, and you’re still thinking about dinner? You wouldn’t starve to death even if you didn’t eat for half a year. Go to sleep.”

“Got it.” Lili, whose eyelids were being held down, reluctantly relaxed her body.

One second, two seconds, three seconds later.

Lili’s snoring sound came from the alchemy room, and her round body rose and fell with her breathing.

Moreover, each time it rose and fell, it would shrink a little.

In a short while, Lili’s body went from a ball to barely discernible.

“Her digestion ability is quite strong.” Hongfu’s hand was on Lili’s big belly, feeling Lili’s body shrink. Her eyes were full of disbelief.

“It’s reasonable. She’s just gluttonous, not really stupid. How could she really eat herself to death?” Mingmin smiled, stood up from the bed, and said, “I’ll go see what to make for her tonight. You stay here and watch her.”

“Okay, Older Sister.” Hearing this, Hongfu nodded, and Mingmin walked outside.

And below the alchemy hall, the elder looked at the empty waste pill field, his eyes full of disbelief: “That fat cat really ate all the waste pills? Appearances can be deceiving. Hopefully, she doesn’t die from overeating. Such a useful cat needs to live for many more days.”

The waste pills that had been stored for so many years were gone, which was a good thing for the alchemy hall and the entire cultivation world. Hopefully, this fat cat would live a long life.

After all, discarding waste pills polluted the environment and poisoned local animals and plants. Keeping them would also take up space.

Now that there was a cat that wasn’t afraid of pill poison and could clean up waste pills, it was really great. They would no longer have to worry about the accumulation of waste pills in the Sword Sect, and the disciples could finally escape the clutches of Little Hongfu.

After all, it was he who inspired Little Hongfu’s idea of refining pills from waste pills.

As a result, it turned out that waste pills could be re-smelted but would become terrifyingly unstable pills. It was better to leave them as waste pills.

Every time he thought of this, he felt a little sorry for these unlucky disciples. But he was the elder, and for the sake of the Sword Sect’s great cause, they had to suffer a little.

But now it was all right. These waste pills had been dealt with, and they no longer had to worry.

Looking at the empty waste pill field, the elder happily went to report to the Sect Leader.

“Ah ah ah~”

“Ah ah ah~”

In the quiet alchemy hall, Lili’s voice broke the long-lost silence as she sat up.

“Gluttonous cat, you’re awake? How do you feel?” Hongfu, who was watching a soap opera on the side, asked without raising her head.

“Very good. My stomach doesn’t feel full anymore, and this cat feels much stronger.” Lili said as she jumped off the bed and stretched.

“That’s good. Then you sit here for a while. Older Sister has gone to prepare food for you and should be back soon.” Hongfu said, waving to Lili, “Come here, my hands are a little cold. Come and warm them up for me.”

“Uh.” Lili, who was shaking her body, couldn’t help but pause and said, “Older Sister, you’re a cultivator, a cultivator with a fire spiritual root. You’re afraid of the cold?”

If it were Mingmin who told him her hands were cold, he would believe it. But Hongfu? He wouldn’t believe a single word.

A cultivator with a fire spiritual root afraid of the cold? What kind of ridiculous joke was that?

“Of course, older sister isn’t made of ice. How could I not be afraid of the cold?” Hongfu said without blushing or panting, and she used her spiritual power to grab Lili, “Hurry up and warm my hands, okay? Otherwise, if older sister gets sick, you’ll be the one crying.”

“Oh, oh.” Lili was speechless, but she still cooperated. After all, Hongfu was the one who gave her many pills.

“Gluttonous cat, you saw my master in the waste pill field, right? What did the old man say to you?” Hongfu asked as she rubbed Lili’s big head, curious about what the two of them talked about below.

“Nothing much. The old man was afraid I would overeat and told me to eat slowly.” Lili casually made up a story. Suddenly, an idea flashed in her mind, and she looked at Hongfu and said, “By the way, older sister, are there many waste pills in the cultivation world?”

“Not many, but a lot. The cultivation world is so big, and who knows how many alchemists there are? There are no less than ten thousand pills wasted every year, at least six or seven thousand.”

“Especially the bigger the immortal sect, the more waste pills there are. After so many years, those waste pills probably have piled up into many mountains.” Hongfu said, suddenly looking at Lili, “You gluttonous cat, why are you asking me this? You’re not planning to target other cultivation sects, are you?”

“If you really dare to do that, believe it or not, they will directly detain you as a guardian spirit beast?”

This gluttonous cat had finished eating their sect’s waste pills, and now she was eyeing other sects?

Did she know that once she was exposed for being able to eat waste pills, she would be taken away and become a guardian spirit beast in the alchemy room for the rest of her life?

“Of course, I wouldn’t use force. That’s why I want to ask you, older sister, to help me collect these waste pills. Just like a scrap collector. Older Sister, what do you think?” Lili asked, blinking her big eyes. She wasn’t stupid. How could she possibly go to other sects to steal food?

What if she was caught and her legs were broken? It was better to be safe and spend some money to buy them directly.

And Hongfu was a famous alchemist who used waste pills to refine pills. It would be perfectly justifiable for her to come forward, and most importantly, no one would be suspicious, right?

“Asking me to help collect waste pills? There’s no problem with that, but do you, little gluttonous cat, have that much money?” Hongfu asked, looking at Lili.

Although waste pills were worthless, they still cost some spirit stones to buy so many from others. Did this gluttonous cat have that much money?

“Yes, yes, this cat may not be very rich, but I have enough money to collect these waste pills.” Lili said, and she released the spirit stones she had looted from the Snake Demon’s cave.

“Whoosh”

“Whoosh”

As the spatial backpack opened, sparkling spirit stones immediately filled the entire alchemy room.

“Okay, okay, stop releasing them. If you keep releasing them, you’ll bury me alive.” Hongfu, who was suddenly buried by spirit stones, said angrily.

“Oh, oh.” Hearing this, Lili quickly put the spirit stones away.

Hongfu breathed a sigh of relief, then she looked at Lili and poked her big head: “You little thief cat, where did you get rich? You didn’t even take me with you and quietly earned so many spirit stones.”

She originally thought that Lili was poor, but she didn’t expect this gluttonous cat to be so wealthy. Lili was almost richer than her.

These middle-grade and high-grade spirit stones were like free money.

“I didn’t get rich. I just looted the Snake Demon’s treasure vault. I remember telling you about this last time, older sister.” Lili, whose head was being poked, said. She didn’t find any pills in the Snake Demon’s treasure vault. How could this be considered getting rich?

“You did tell me about this, but you looted too much.” Hongfu curled her lips and pinched Lili’s big round face: “You must take me with you next time you have such a good thing, okay? Don’t eat alone.”

How come this little gluttonous cat was so lucky every time? It was so enviable. She also wanted to earn a lot of spirit stones without relying on the sect.

“If there is, definitely.” Lili nodded her big head and promised: “Then the matter of collecting waste pills, please help me, older sister.”

“Hmm, small problem.” Hongfu waved her hand indifferently.

As long as someone was willing to collect waste pills, wouldn’t those sects be eager to give them away? Especially if they weren’t getting them for free and were being bought with spirit stones, there was no need to say more.

“It seems that the gluttonous cat is awake. Just in time for dinner.” Just as Hongfu finished speaking, Mingmin walked in from outside.

When Lili saw her, she immediately greeted her happily: “Mingmin-jie, what delicious food are we having tonight?”

“Sparrow Dragon Fish, of course.” Mingmin said, taking out a five-meter-long fish from her storage bag.

This Sparrow Dragon Fish was almost overpopulated in their Sword Sect’s lake, and usually, no one was willing to eat it.

Today, the little gluttonous cat was here, so she would let Lili take care of one. Anyway, Lili wasn’t picky and ate everything.

“Sparrow Dragon Fish?” Hearing this, Lili curiously jumped in front of the cooked fish, scratched it with her paw, and said, “Such thick fish skin, and the fish meat fibers are so coarse. It doesn’t look like fish meat, but more like ostrich meat.”

Fish meat was usually flaky, but this was the first time she had seen it in strands. This showed how coarse the fish meat fibers were.

“Its meat is indeed not very good, but do you, gluttonous cat, care?” Mingmin asked, patting Lili’s big head.

“Of course not. This cat eats everything.” Lili said as she tore open the fish skin with her claw. No matter how coarse the meat was, once it entered her mouth, it was all food.

“That’s right. Eat more. If you like it, I’ll pack more for you to take back. Our Sword Sect doesn’t have much else, but we have a lot of this fish.” Mingmin said with a smile as she watched Lili gnawing on the fish meat.

“Then, older sister, please pack more for me. I think this meat is good for grinding my teeth.” Hearing that she could take some back, Lili quickly said.

Although the fish meat was a bit coarse, it was still demon beast meat after all. It was just right to take it back for her shovelers to eat, to replenish their Qi and blood.

“Really? Then I’ll catch more for you.” Hearing this, Hongfu said with a smile and went out to call her fellow disciples to fish.

These Sparrow Dragon Fish had been domineering in the lake, bullying other fish for a long time. It was time to settle old and new scores with them.

Therefore, the Sparrow Dragon Fish, who were enjoying themselves in Qinglian Lake, found that the entire lake was sealed off by a spiritual power net.

Then those cultivators who usually flew around caught them all with nets. The Sparrow Dragon Fish King was so scared that he quickly begged for mercy:

“Immortal Masters, why are you catching us? This little fish has been cultivating in this lake for more than two hundred years and has never harmed any humans.”

“Yes, Immortal Masters, please spare us.” Other Sparrow Dragon Fish also followed suit.

“You indeed haven’t harmed any humans, but you’ve lived in Qinglian Lake for more than two hundred years, and the fish and various aquatic demon beasts in the lake are almost extinct. Why do you think we’re catching you?” Hongfu sneered at the fish, her hands forming seals.

The alchemy furnace at her waist transformed into a mountain peak, emitting an endless suction force, sucking in all the Sparrow Dragon Fish.

“No! You’re all making excuses. I’m not convinced, I’m not convinced.” Seeing this scene, the Sparrow Dragon Fish King said in horror, shouting loudly as he desperately tried to fly outside.

He was unwilling to accept the fate of having his life and death decided by others.

But before he could rush out of the huge fishing net formed by spiritual power, a snow-white spiritual sword nailed him to the ground.

“Where do you think you’re going? Since you’re in our sect’s lake, you’re our property. Today, you will repent for your evil deeds.” Mingmin appeared with a cold expression.

“No! Don’t, don’t!” The pinned Sparrow Dragon Fish King said in despair, his figure sucked into the huge alchemy furnace.

“The two senior sisters are so amazing!” The surrounding disciples who were setting up the formation couldn’t help but compliment.

“It’s just a small trick. You’ll be able to do it too when you become Golden Core cultivators.” Hearing this, Mingmin smiled and said to her fellow disciples, “Thank you all for your help today. I believe that after these Sparrow Dragon Fish are gone, Qinglian Lake will once again be filled with lotuses.”

“Senior Sister Mingmin, you’re too kind. It’s our honor to serve you.”

“That’s right. And these Sparrow Dragon Fish really deserve to die. They’ve been domineering in Qinglian Lake for many years, causing the extinction of other fish species, and even destroying many of the lotuses that bloom every year.”

“Yes, now that the two senior sisters are taking the lead in eliminating evil, everyone is very happy.” The disciples quickly said with a smile.

“Anyway, thank you all for your help. This time, after getting rid of the Sparrow Dragon Fish clan, everyone can put their favorite fish species into the lake to enrich the lake’s biodiversity.”

“In addition, the lotuses in the lake are severely damaged. We need everyone to plant more.”

“Naturally, we’ll go do it right away. We guarantee that Qinglian Lake will be filled with lotuses again next summer.”

“Yes, I heard that the Spirit Plant Sect has many different colors of lotuses. I’ll go buy some now.”

“Let’s go together, let’s go together.”

The disciples said noisily. After bidding farewell to Mingmin and Hongfu, they quickly left.

Seeing this scene, Hongfu and Mingmin also returned to the alchemy room.

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