Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger

Chapter 244: It’s Like Wolves Entering a Sheep Pen, Mice Entering a Rice Granary

“Uh, Sister, is this your alchemy room? Why has it changed so much?” Li Li asked, looking around the alchemy room that resembled a modern room.

Why were there sofas, crystal tables, and coffee tables in the alchemy room? Besides that, if he wasn’t mistaken, the things next to them were a large color TV, a refrigerator, and an air conditioner, right?

“Because we need to keep up with the times. You don’t think your Sister is some old antique who doesn’t know how to use new things after accepting new culture, do you?” Hong Fu chuckled, pinching Li Li’s round face. She pointed to the sofa next to her and said, “This is a high-tech automatic massage sofa that I asked Little Moon Rabbit to customize for me. Next to it is a frost-free refrigerator and an automatic temperature-controlled air conditioner.”

“If it weren’t for the fact that major renovations aren’t allowed in the alchemy room, I would have built a luxurious mansion here and added a large projection screen.”

“Uh…” Li Li was dumbfounded. He never expected her to accept television culture so quickly.

He didn’t even know when she had transformed the antique alchemy room into a modern residence.

He could only say that Sister was truly amazing.

“How is it? Isn’t it beautiful? You little glutton, do you want lychee soda or cola?” Hong Fu asked, carrying Li Li to the large refrigerator.

“Yes, Little Moon Rabbit brought them all to me,” Hong Fu nodded, opening the refrigerator to reveal rows of neatly arranged sodas.

Li Li’s eyelids twitched as he watched. He just wanted to know if Little Moon Rabbit doing this wouldn’t turn her into a chubby cat.

Thinking of the beautiful and cute Little Sister Hong Fu in that state, Li Li shook his head in fear and immediately said to Hong Fu with a serious expression, “Sister, although these drinks are delicious, you mustn’t drink too much. Otherwise, it’s easy to become fat.”

“I know, Little Moon Rabbit told me. I drink very little every day,” Hong Fu said with a smile, taking a bottle of cola from the refrigerator. “And Little Moon Rabbit brought me sugar-free cola, so I don’t have to worry about gaining weight.”

“That’s not necessarily true. Sugar-free doesn’t mean you won’t gain weight. Sister, you should still be careful,” Li Li reminded her, his tail coiling around a bottle of cola like a python. But before he could pull it out, Hong Fu stopped him.

He looked at Hong Fu with confusion, not understanding what she meant.

“Sister is so thin, it doesn’t matter if I drink a little more. But you’re different. You’re so fat, if you drink any more, you’ll really become a ball,” Hong Fu explained, prying open Li Li’s tail that was wrapped around the cola.

“Ah? It’s not like that. I’m just a bit sturdy, not fat. I can totally drink cola,” Li Li hurriedly explained, seeing the cola taken away.

But it was clear that Hong Fu wouldn’t believe him.

“Look at your big belly, and your back is arched. So you need to drink less, okay?” Hong Fu said, carrying Li Li towards the sofa. She took out a cup and poured him some boiled water. “This is what you should be drinking. You can’t have cola, understand?”

“Ah?” Li Li opened his mouth wide, staring at the steaming boiled water.

He just wanted to know who Little Sister learned this from. Why had healthy eating spread here?

“Little glutton, this is the chicken I prepared for you. According to the health guidelines, overweight cats like you shouldn’t eat pork or meat with high fat content. You need to eat more fish, chicken, and other meats with low fat content,” Mingmin said, bringing a plate of skinless chicken breast as Li Li stared wide-eyed.

Seeing this, Li Li felt his head grow heavier. He looked at the two and said, “My dear sisters, please spare me. I’m a super cat, not an ordinary cat. I don’t need to follow those suggestions to change my diet.”

Were they kidding? Not letting him eat meat with fat was like killing his happiness. How could he bear it?

He needed to consume high-energy food to become stronger. Eating low-energy food was no different from cutting off his path to strength.

“You still need to pay attention. Your physique is already worrisome.”

“That’s right, we know you’re not an ordinary demon. But you still need to pay attention to a healthy diet.”

“Also, winter is coming soon, and Sister thinks you’ll definitely be afraid of the cold, so I prepared a suitable little outfit for you. You’ll definitely love it.”

“Yes, come and try it on quickly.”

As they spoke, they took out a red dress. Seeing this, Li Li felt like his entire being exploded.

“Sisters, I’m a male cat, thank you!” Li Li reminded them, looking at their eager eyes.

He was so sturdy and had two big balls. Anyone who wasn’t blind could see that the thing they were holding wasn’t suitable for him.

“It’s okay, cats are all the same. Just wear it.”

“That’s right, as long as it can keep you warm.”

Mingmin and Hong Fu’s eyes shone with anticipation, ignoring Li Li’s words.

They just wanted to see Li Li wearing the dress they had made themselves. Whether Li Li was a male or female cat didn’t matter at all.

“But the problem is, this thing is so thin. It won’t keep me warm,” Li Li complained. The thickness of this thing wasn’t even as thick as a sock. How could he expect it to protect him from the cold?

It was more reliable to eat more and rely on his own fat.

“Whether it keeps you warm or not, you’ll know once you put it on,” Mingmin said, trying to put the dress on Li Li.

“That’s right, just talking about it won’t do. Hurry up and put it on, gluttonous cat,” Hong Fu chimed in.

“No, no, no! This cat doesn’t wear dresses. It’s a matter of principle!” Li Li immediately refused.

Were they kidding? He, a dignified super cat, wearing a dress? Would he still have any face left?

“What matter of principle? As long as you wear the dress, gluttonous cat, all the waste pills under the alchemy furnace are yours,” Hong Fu immediately said, seeing Li Li’s resistance.

“That’s right, and you can eat them whenever you come. What do you think?” Mingmin added.

“If that’s the case… then I’ll reluctantly agree. But let’s be clear, I’m just trying it on, not actually wearing it,” Li Li said, his heart beating faster at the thought of all the waste pills belonging to him.

“No problem, as long as you try it on. We’ll do whatever you want.”

“That’s right, raise your paws. Otherwise, it wouldn’t be good if you damage the dress.”

Mingmin and Hong Fu urged him, and Li Li finally withdrew his resisting paws and cooperated with them to put on the dress.

“Wow! So cute, Senior Sister!” Hong Fu said happily, looking at Li Li in the dress.

“Indeed, it seems the dress we made for him fits perfectly,” Mingmin agreed, reaching out to hold down Li Li’s restless paws. “Gluttonous cat, don’t move. You look great like this. If you move around, the dress will get messed up.”

“You two sisters are enough. Don’t go too far. I’ve already worn it, how long do you want to keep looking?” Li Li said listlessly, his paws held down.

If it weren’t for the pills, he wouldn’t be willing to go through so much. Now that he had worn it, shouldn’t the sisters fulfill their promise?

“Alright, alright, you can take it off now. Look at your aggrieved face,” Hong Fu said with a chuckle, holding a recording pearl in her hand with a mischievous smile.

Although gluttonous cat only wore it for a short while, she had recorded it and could take it out to appreciate later.

Hearing this, Li Li couldn’t wait to take off the dress.

“Alright, be gentle. I’ll help you. Look at your clumsy and rough manner,” Hong Fu laughed, helping him take off the dress.

“Finally done. Can I go eat the pills now?” Li Li asked, his eyes shining as he looked at the waste pill pipe not far away, free from the constraints.

Why had he endured wearing women’s clothing? Wasn’t it all for the waste pills? Now that he had worn it, didn’t it mean the pills below belonged to him?

“Go, go, they’re all yours,” Hong Fu waved her hand generously. Li Li’s body quickly shrank to the size of a soybean and hopped into the pipe, following it into the waste pill field.

“What kind of magical power did this glutton learn?” Hong Fu asked in surprise, watching this scene.

Such a big cat had turned into the size of a soybean? What had this glutton learned during this time?

“It should be some kind of superpower. There are a lot of them in the Comprehensive Network Mall,” Mingmin said, listening to the soft sounds coming from the pipe.

There were many superpowers that could enlarge and shrink. This glutton was quite clever when it came to food. He knew that slowly absorbing it would be too slow, so he directly shrank and got into the pipe.

“Senior Sister, do you think this glutton will really empty all the waste pills after going down?” Hong Fu asked, no longer thinking about what superpower Li Li had learned. She just wanted to know if this glutton would really eat everything down there.

“That’s hard to say…” Mingmin replied after thinking for a moment.

Letting this glutton in was like letting wolves into a sheep pen. Who knew what he would do down there?

“What a deep pit. I already tried my best to overestimate it, but I still underestimated this place,” Li Li said, appearing in the waste pill field and staring at the waste pills that looked like mountains.

Good heavens, just how many pills had the Qinglian Sword Sect refined?

“Since Little Sister Hong Fu said these belong to me, then this cat won’t be polite.”

After a brief moment of shock, Li Li shook his body and quickly grew larger.

In just a few seconds, he transformed into a colossal creature over thirty meters tall and nearly a hundred meters long from head to tail.

“At this size, the speed of eating pills should be faster, right?” Li Li took a deep breath, looking at the surrounding waste pill mountains.

A strong wind swept through the waste pill mountains, and countless waste pills, as if summoned, flew towards Li Li’s bottomless giant mouth.

The tall mountains began to shrink at a visible speed.

“What’s going on? Who let this fatty in?” The elder in the Alchemy Hall was dumbfounded when he saw the situation in the waste pill field.

What was this thing? Was this fat cat here to stock up? He wasn’t afraid of choking himself to death.

Who ate pills like candy?

He hurriedly opened the formation and entered the waste pill field, using his spiritual energy to stop Li Li.

“Ah? Grandpa, why are you blocking my mouth?” Li Li asked, looking at the elder who suddenly appeared, his mouth stuffed.

He had seen this person before. He was Little Sister Hong Fu’s master, the Grand Elder of the Alchemy Hall.

His alchemy skills were incredibly high. It was said that he could refine hundreds of furnaces of pills simultaneously.

But why did he come down here?

“Of course it’s to stop you, fat cat, from eating anymore. Are you trying to eat yourself to death?” The elder said angrily. “These waste pills have accumulated for who knows how many years. Their medicinal power has become very strong. Do you know that eating like this will poison you to death? You’re really not afraid of your spiritual energy going haywire and exploding, are you?”

The oldest of these waste pills could be traced back thousands of years. They had been lying in this corner for so long that they were almost completely integrated with the other waste pills.

Normally, let alone eating them, even touching them could lead to poisoning. This fat cat dared to feast here? It was like an old man eating arsenic.

“I’m not afraid, Grandpa. I know everything you’re saying. But this cat has a unique constitution and can digest anything. These pill toxins are nothing to me. Look, I’ve eaten so much and I’m fine,” Li Li said, turning his chubby body. He understood why the elder suddenly came down to stop him. It turned out he was concerned about him.

But his concern was in vain. Li Li wouldn’t be affected at all.

“Hmm? Special constitution?” The elder looked at Li Li with surprise. “You fat cat, you don’t have any spiritual energy on you, but you can eat so many waste pills without any problems. That’s really strange.”

“Naturally. If this cat didn’t have some skills, I wouldn’t dare come down here to eat waste pills, would I?” Li Li said proudly, looking at the elder with a smile. “So Grandpa, can you let me continue eating? I can take care of these waste pills, and you can clear out the space, right?”

“Since you have this ability, then eat. But let’s be clear, if something happens to you, this old man won’t be responsible. Don’t let Little Hong Fu come to me for trouble later,” the elder reminded him after confirming that Li Li was fine.

These waste pills that had accumulated for so many years were indeed a problem, and they were piling up higher and higher. If they could be dealt with, it would be great.

But the premise of dealing with them was that nothing should go wrong. Otherwise, if something happened to this fat cat, Little Hong Fu would blame him for not watching over him.

“Absolutely not, Grandpa, don’t worry. Sister knows that I came down here,” Li Li quickly said, hearing the elder’s words.

“That’s good. You little guy, remember to pace yourself,” the elder said, dispersing the spiritual energy blocking Li Li’s mouth.

“Mhm, I will,” Li Li nodded his big head, and the elder finally left with peace of mind.

After the elder left, Li Li continued to transform into a giant abyssal mouth, sucking up the surrounding waste pills.

“This glutton is making quite a commotion,” Mingmin frowned slightly, looking at the constantly shaking pipe.

At this rate, wouldn’t he demolish the entire alchemy room?

“Yes, I even heard Master’s voice. It seems this glutton was discovered by Master,” Hong Fu nodded and said, her ear pressed against the pipe, a puzzled look on her face. “But Master didn’t seem to stop him. I wonder what method this glutton used?”

It was strange that Master didn’t stop him after seeing him.

“Maybe this glutton said something to the elder. After all, he’s very cunning.”

“Hmm, that’s possible too. But since Master didn’t stop him, we don’t have to worry about it,” Hong Fu said with a smile, taking out the recording pearl and saying to Mingmin, “Senior Sister, do you think anyone would buy it if we sold the footage of the fatty wearing a dress?”

The glutton looked so cute like this, so they couldn’t be the only ones to enjoy it. They had to let others know.

Of course, they couldn’t give it away for free, but they could charge a fee. There should be many people in the sect interested in such a cute cat like the glutton.

“There will definitely be people interested, but we need to think about it first. Will this glutton be furious if he finds out?” Mingmin reminded her. This glutton valued his reputation very much. If the footage of him wearing a dress was spread everywhere, he might be so angry that he would sever ties with them.

“That’s true. Then let’s not release it. We’ll keep it for ourselves,” Hong Fu said with a smile, putting away the recording pearl.

“Hmm, remember to make a copy for me. So I don’t have to come to you every time I want to watch it,” Mingmin said.

“Okay, no problem, Senior Sister,” Hong Fu smiled and went to make a copy of the recording pearl.