Chapter 351 – This damn homophone~
Leng Feiyan, although intending to teach Lin Jichen a lesson for his rudeness, was genuinely guiding him.
She meticulously pointed out his shortcomings in combat and corrected some bad habits and minor mistakes.
In the past two days, although Lin Jichen's cultivation hadn't progressed at all, his combat skills had significantly improved.
Moreover, during these two days, he had mastered all his skills, even the newly learned ones.
Among them, the martial arts technique "Phoenix Feather" had finally reached perfection.
It could be said that these two days were worth two months of hard training.
"This is good. Although you've made some progress in your realm, you must not become arrogant. Remember, the path of cultivation requires constant self-discipline and continuous breakthroughs to achieve the ultimate goal and ascend the immortal path," Leng Feiyan admonished.
"Disciple will keep this in mind."
"Well, since you're awake, you should go back first. I'm currently taking a bath, so it's inconvenient to see you. Come back tomorrow."
Leng Feiyan, feeling embarrassed, wanted to quickly send Lin Jichen away.
A disciple watching his master bathe was too embarrassing.
She hadn't expected Lin Jichen to wake up at this moment.
"Disciple understands."
Lin Jichen agreed, but just as he was about to leave, he remembered something and nervously asked, "Master, are you still mad at me?"
Leng Feiyan knew exactly what he was referring to. Although she was no longer angry, she couldn't help but put on a stern face.
"Who said I'm not mad? You, my disciple, have been disrespectful. This time, you must receive a severe lesson, hmph~"
Behind the screen, Leng Feiyan hid in the water, biting her red lips to suppress her laughter, trying to scare her disciple.
Lin Jichen, not knowing it was a bluff, thought Leng Feiyan was still angry.
He quickly admitted his mistake again, "Disciple knows his mistake. Master, please don't be angry. What can I do to make you forgive me? Just say it, and I will do it."
"How I should forgive you is not for you to decide. How dare you ask me?" Leng Feiyan retorted arrogantly.
Lin Jichen was left speechless and had to rack his brain for ideas.
"How about... Disciple treats Master to a meal?"
"Too simple."
"Uh... Then how about disciple buys Master some jewelry?"
"Too superficial."
"This... How about disciple gets Master your favorite plum blossom cakes?"
"My favorite is water chestnut cakes, not plum blossom cakes! You have no sincerity at all! Hmph!"
This time, Leng Feiyan was genuinely a bit angry.
Lin Jichen, not realizing his blunder, was so anxious that he broke into a sweat. He only remembered that Leng Feiyan liked a certain type of cake and thought it was plum blossom cakes...
Damn, how could I be so stupid!
Lin Jichen was internally collapsing, racking his brain but coming up with nothing. He was so anxious that he was scratching his head.
Seeing his anxious and guilty expression, Leng Feiyan's little bit of resentment dissipated, and she couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh secretly.
"Don't make things too difficult for this silly disciple. I'll agree to whatever he suggests next, giving him a way out and myself as well."
Leng Feiyan made up her mind.
However, she didn't know that Lin Jichen, in his desperation, blurted out something completely inappropriate.
"How about... we settle this with a bang?"
As soon as he said it, Lin Jichen slapped himself hard.
Unexpectedly, Leng Feiyan, having prepared herself mentally, instinctively agreed.
"Alright."
Lin Jichen: "...."
What did he just say?
Leng Feiyan: "...."
What did she just agree to?
Both of them were dumbfounded.
Lin Jichen's eyes widened like light bulbs when he heard Leng Feiyan agree.
He thought his suggestion was outrageous enough, but Leng Feiyan actually agreed?
Damn, damn!
Did happiness come so suddenly?
Previously, even a kiss was off-limits, and now he could go all the way?
Lin Jichen's heart raced, like a Mazda transforming into an Aston Martin, speeding down the highway of his heart!
The excitement was indescribable.
He could finally end his two lifetimes of being single. Mom and Dad, your son has made it, sob sob~
To make sure it wasn't an illusion, Lin Jichen asked again.
"Master... you agreed?"
Leng Feiyan was extremely embarrassed. She had instinctively agreed, and now it seemed a bit awkward to back out.
Moreover, settling it with a bang didn't seem entirely unacceptable...
"Mm..." Leng Feiyan responded almost involuntarily.
Lin Jichen was overjoyed, confirming he hadn't misheard.
He immediately started stripping off his clothes, and then,!
Today, he would end his virginity,!
Although he couldn't remove his underwear himself, Leng Feiyan could help him with that.
Lin Jichen, still in his underwear, dashed to Leng Feiyan's bath barrel, awaiting Leng Sect Master's favor.
"Master... I'm ready!"
Leng Feiyan turned her face away, not daring to look at Lin Jichen, stammering, "Oh... then come in..."
Lin Jichen was stunned. Damn, was this going to happen in the bath barrel?
This was too thrilling, right? Oh yes, oh yes!
"Alright!"
Lin Jichen responded, then dove in, splashing water everywhere, and stirring Leng Feiyan's already burning and nervous heart.
Once inside, Lin Jichen couldn't help but reach out to touch Leng Feiyan, intending to start with some foreplay.
That's how it always goes in the movies.
But as soon as he touched her, Leng Feiyan let out a sharp scream.
"What are you doing?"
Lin Jichen was taken aback, honestly replying, "Master, didn't you say... to settle it with a bang... you agreed..."
"I agreed, but I didn't agree to let you touch me," Leng Feiyan answered, her beautiful eyes glaring at Lin Jichen.
Lin Jichen was even more confused. Not touch her? Then how?
"Then what should I do?"
Lin Jichen asked weakly, thinking maybe the master wanted to take the lead?
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That would be even better, he thought, feeling pleased.
But Leng Feiyan seemed even more confused than him, looking at him strangely, "What should you do? Of course, each of us soaks separately. What did you think?"
"Each of us soaks separately?"
Lin Jichen was stunned, then realized something and asked, "Master, you mean... soaking in the bath?"
"Of course, what else?" Leng Feiyan replied as if it was obvious.
Lin Jichen was mortified. Damn!
This misunderstanding was huge!
"Settle it with a bang" had been understood by Leng Feiyan as "settle it with a soak."
She thought he wanted to soak in the bath with her.
No wonder she agreed so readily.
This damn homophone~
After the truth came out, Lin Jichen's expression was extremely awkward. He had overthought it.
"What were you thinking? What did you think I meant?" Leng Feiyan asked suspiciously, her eyes fixed on Lin Jichen, trying to find his 'guilt.'
"Ahem... I didn't think anything, just soaking, just soaking," Lin Jichen quickly explained.
Leng Feiyan didn't believe him, "Then why did you touch me?"
"This... uh..." Lin Jichen was at a loss for words.
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